I AM THE BEST GIRLFRIEND...

Yes, I am presenting myself with an award for being the best girlfriend ever... ever.

On that note... I'm not sure if I do or don't have a boyfriend right now. Special I know... details I am keeping quiet until I know WTF is going on...

My only hint to you, as to whats going on, is... jealous middle-aged L.A girls, SUCK!

While uploading photos, organizing my new literary releases that I have decided to GIVE AWAY for FREE (LOVESICK and POSITIVELY MAGIC), and figure out what is going on with Spring Quarter at university I have been jotting random lines down in order to create an amazing poem or blurb or rant about my latest LOVESICK scenario...

here's the lines that have been running in my brain...

You only know what you’ve seen
And you’ve seen nothing

You don’t know me
But, if you did
You would know that
You’re so lucky

Fire is cold compared to my heart

I'm so EMO AMBER tonight, eh?

EMOETRY much?

haha- nothing too profound. Mostly just annoyance and daydreams of the million ways G-d could reimburse a certain unfortunate looking 30-something for causing such bitter chaos in my simply charming yet completely Enchanted life.